Can’t spit on a smiling face

 If you’re nice, people can’t criticize you.

Chanting in a Cow’s ear.

 Wasted effort trying to talk to someone.

If a man dreams of delivering a baby, that’s good luck!

If you deliver a baby in your dream, you’ll have a new worry in your life.

If you have a dream about fire, that is good luck.

Three years being a school-dog, a dog can recite a poem.

Directly below the light is the darkest spot.

You cannot not make chili-pepper paste just because you're afraid of worms.

If a married man eats a lot of chicken wings, he'll cheat on his wife.

If a man likes chicken wings, he is a playboy.

If you eat bean sprouts as a child, you'll grow up tall.

If you dream of falling, you'll grow taller.

If you die or see blood in your dreams, that's good luck!

If you have a good dream, don't mention it in the morning.

If you have a bad dream, tell someone about it before noon.

If you dream of dogs, don't buy that lottery ticket!

 Dreams with dogs are bad luck.

If you dream of pigs, buy a lottery ticket.

If you eat an apple in the morning, it's gold; an apple in the evening is poison.

If you pick at your food, you're luck will run away.

If a bird poops on you, that's good luck.

If you wake up to the song of a swallow, then that's good luck.

If you hear a crow when you wake up, that's bad luck.

If you have dreams with excrement in them, that's good luck!

If you have a cavity and you kiss someone, you'll give them a cavity as well.

If you eat meat, you should eat pork because it's the best for you.

If you get a burn, put toothpaste on it.

If you eat the tail of the shrimp, you'll neutralize all of the cholesterol you ate from the rest of the shrimp.

If you write someone's name in red ink, you'll give them bad luck.

If you play with fire at night, you'll pee in your bed while you sleep.

If you take too many painkillers, your body won't rot after you've been buried.

If the clouds are moving fast, the weather will change quickly.

If you whistle at night, you'll bring snakes into the house.

After eating spicy food, eat chocolate to stop the burning.

If you boil water with barley in it, it'll clense the water.

If you eat a lot of lettuce, it'll make you sleepy.

If you eat raw fiddleheads, you'll get cancer.

If you eat a lot of spicy food, you'll get stomach cancer.

If you see birds flying low, it'll rain.

If you buy your girlfriend a pair of shoes, she'll run out on you.

When you scald your finger, grab your earlobe.

If you eat a lot of burnt food you'll get stomach cancer.

When you get a cold, eat spicy food.