If you eat the tail of the shrimp, you'll neutralize all of the cholesterol you ate from the rest of the shrimp.

If you write someone's name in red ink, you'll give them bad luck.

If you play with fire at night, you'll pee in your bed while you sleep.

If you take too many painkillers, your body won't rot after you've been buried.

If the clouds are moving fast, the weather will change quickly.

If you whistle at night, you'll bring snakes into the house.

After eating spicy food, eat chocolate to stop the burning.

If you boil water with barley in it, it'll clense the water.

If you eat a lot of lettuce, it'll make you sleepy.

If you eat raw fiddleheads, you'll get cancer.

If you eat a lot of spicy food, you'll get stomach cancer.

If you see birds flying low, it'll rain.

If you buy your girlfriend a pair of shoes, she'll run out on you.

When you scald your finger, grab your earlobe.

If you eat a lot of burnt food you'll get stomach cancer.

When you get a cold, eat spicy food.